#kernel-panic @ FreeNode stats by Claypool

#kernel-panic @ FreeNode stats by Claypool

Statistics generated on Monday 21 April 2003 - 0:02:34
During this 8-day reporting period, a total of 57 different nicks were represented on #kernel-panic.

Most active times

6.0%	1.9%	0.8%	0.2%	0.1%	0.1%	0.1%	0.0%	0.1%	2.1%	2.3%	4.4%	3.9%	3.6%	4.3%	5.6%	7.9%	7.8%	3.1%	2.2%	5.1%	6.5%	14.7%	15.9%
0	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	19	20	21	22	23

= 0-5

= 6-11

= 12-17

= 18-23

Most active nicks

	Nick	Number of lines	When?	Random quote
1	sit	1883		"hrmm, neat, taking cd out makes icon disappear from desktop"
2	jaqque	1811		"and it goes straight to la"
3	kimihia	1302		""mIRC, security problems since December 1997!" <-- great tagline"
4	Alowishus	951		"yeah I do that as well with my CLI"
5	Chef	748		"kimihia: because you're challenged that way?"
6	linagee	467		"tessier: you're past 25, aren't you"
7	tessier	377		"It has a /home/linagee/pr0n though"
8	InphraRed	307		"you were going to mount the drive in one of your machines."
9	pacneil	303		"spopa: was this a custom kernel or fresh install"
10	snipe	295		"the numbers are prety easy"
11	markw	269		"it's definately acting funky."
12	Bad\|CRC	202		"sit: buy a new one, you cheap bastard!"
13	spopa	196		"now it asks where is located the rescue image"
14	c33	169		"why not eat dinner then bow?"
15	Saaib	149		"which basically doesnt care WTF other think ?"
16	tessier_	147		"A business card CD has an outside also. :)"
17	DebIam	122		"eMBee: that's kewl you speak several languages."
18	Lythandrel	120		"I just got knocked down a point!"
19	ThunderChicken	119		"Narrator: /msg understudy "You're now Sir Robin, page 6...""
20	NetSkier	109		"jaqque: I seem to not have 'backed up' that info."
21	spicyjack	105		"sit: he'll show you crazy shit"
22	christel	92		"kitten is outside on the windowsill"
23	Roxus	87		"jaqque : in the end, we all do"
24	nellygrrl	82		"panic[cpu0]/thread=0x60825e60: icode"
25	Prospero	82		"23u4y2iuhiausdh has neutral karma"

These didn't make it to the top:

syntaxman (73)	kate (47)	linuxnut (45)	hiddensit (38)	Druppy (36)
epicangel (34)	dmcook (29)	kev (28)	jmcastagnetto (25)	eMBee (24)
kerowyn (23)	JeopardE (15)	madajb (13)	Solefald (13)	tessier__ (12)
generik (11)	mmarionqc (11)	Andrew (7)	drPoggs (6)	llanero (6)
not_kimihia (6)	f00fbug (4)	ron (4)	kimihia_ (4)	Saaib[work] (4)
kero-work (3)	mmarionsd (3)	Starks (3)	zengolfer_ (2)	SirRobin (1)

By the way, there were 2 other nicks.

Big numbers

Is c33 stupid or just asking too many questions? 29.5% lines contained a question!
kimihia didn't know that much either. 24.9% of his/her lines were questions.

The loudest one was Saaib, who yelled 14.0% of the time!
Another old yeller was InphraRed, who shouted 10.4% of the time!

It seem that Chef's shift-key is hanging: 3.3% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
<Chef> THE LOWARD WILL STEERIKE YOU DOWEN!

Saaib just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 2.0% of the time.

Alowishus is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 2 times.
For example, like this:
* Alowishus beats sit with a yardstick

kimihia can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 1 times.

Poor sit, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times.
For example, like this:
* Alowishus beats sit with a yardstick

markw seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 1 times.

Saaib brings happiness to the world. 16.1% lines contained smiling faces. :)
Bad|CRC isn't a sad person either, smiling 15.8% of the time.

ThunderChicken seems to be sad at the moment: 2.5% lines contained sad faces. :(
jaqque is also a sad person, crying 1.9% of the time.

sit wrote the longest lines, averaging 59.7 letters per line.
#kernel-panic average was 45.5 letters per line.

spopa wrote the shortest lines, averaging 22.3 characters per line.
DebIam was tight-lipped, too, averaging 23.3 characters.

sit spoke a total of 20567 words!
sit's faithful follower, jaqque, didn't speak so much: 15802 words.

mmarionsd wrote an average of 25.00 words per line.
Channel average was 8.40 words per line.

Most used words

	Word	Number of Uses	Last Used by
1	about	240	jaqque
2	would	232	jaqque
3	there	228	jaqque
4	think	197	jaqque
5	people	149	sit
6	should	139	tessier
7	still	138	tessier
8	right	126	jaqque
9	something	112	jaqque
10	going	111	jaqque

Most referenced nick

	Nick	Number of Uses	Last Used by
1	sit	1068	jaqque
2	jaqque	682	sit
3	Alowishus	465	Saaib
4	kimihia	375	sit
5	Chef	246	kimihia

Most referenced URLs

	URL	Number of Uses	Last Used by
1	http://www.kernel-panic.org	12	jaqque
2	http://md5.crysm.net/	3	kimihia
3	http://www.wolfenet.org/gallery/brakes	3	markw
4	http://shakespearelang.sourceforge.net/report/shakespeare/	3	jmcastagnetto
5	http://www.nsa.gov	2	sit

Other interesting numbers

sit wasn't very popular, getting kicked 13 times!
For example, like this:
*** sit was kicked by Alowishus

Alowishus seemed to be hated too: 3 kicks were received.

jaqque is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 8 people!
jaqque's faithful follower, Alowishus, kicked about 7 people.

ChanServ donated 85 ops in the channel...

ChanServ is the channel sheriff with 2 deops.

sit always lets us know what he/she's doing: 70 actions!
For example, like this:
* sit smax linagee

Also, Chef tells us what's up with 67 actions.

kimihia is talking to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 14 times!
Another lonely one was jaqque, who managed to hit 12 times.

Prospero couldn't decide whether to stay or go. 45 joins during this reporting period!

kev has quite a potty mouth. 5.6% words were foul language.
kerowyn also makes sailors blush, 1.5% of the time.

Welcome to Pedant's Anonymous	by tessier on 22:50
Once, when the Dalai Lama was asked how he dealt with regret, he said, "regret is guilt. Guilt is a fabrication of your own mind. Learn from your past and go forward."	*by on 14:16**
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