#kernel-panic @ FreeNode stats by Claypool

Statistics generated on Tuesday 2 September 2003 - 23:22:14
During this 4-day reporting period, a total of 48 different nicks were represented on #kernel-panic.


Most active times
7.1%
7.1
2.7%
2.7
1.3%
1.3
0.1%
0.1
0.3%
0.3
0.3%
0.3
0.8%
0.8
0.3%
0.3
0.6%
0.6
1.2%
1.2
5.6%
5.6
7.6%
7.6
8.2%
8.2
6.3%
6.3
4.5%
4.5
3.5%
3.5
3.3%
3.3
3.2%
3.2
2.4%
2.4
2.1%
2.1
4.3%
4.3
11.1%
11.1
15.2%
15.2
6.9%
6.9
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Random quote
1 sit461"doh, she uses outlook express, not outlook"
2 jaqque349"syntaxman: the SM in ABSM is SendMail"
3 linagee286"jaqque: so do most high end (high $$$) businesses"
4 Alowishus274"sit: ah, well that makes sense"
5 Roxus216"time to kick Germany to the curb..."
6 ThunderChicken150"Alowishus: WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING THIS FINE EVENING?"
7 syntaxman137"should I leae? I would hate to butt in where i'm not wanted ;)"
8 snipe136"ThunderChicken: just going home for a week"
9 spicyjack97"madajb: he's done this X ninja shit before"
10 madajb92"ThunderChicken. I'm noticing. heh."
11 dad82"sit, can you dcc me a piece?"
12 markw74"it's just a rom card that takes the place of a stick of ram."
13 rigs68"could i get the kernels from the debian website"
14 Chef66"i forget what they are, though"
15 tessier52"snipe: You emailed it to me right?"
16 jmcastagnetto39"jaqque: hehe"
17 kimihia27"The domain I own the most of is .org.nz, followed by .co.nz"
18 tessier_26"No wonder he has hairy palms!"
19 Prospero24"http://tinyurl.com/l2z5"
20 Starks23"I'm going to get postfix going on it eventually"
21 ggeller20"Anybody here done webware for python?"
22 Morph18"http://www.cert.org/advisories/CA-2003-22.html"
23 JeopardE18"you should see houston's metro buses"
24 linuxnut18"Excuse me, is this the channel that I'm typing in?"
25 generik15"cannon"


These didn't make it to the top:
GeneralWoundwort (15) zengolfer (14) InphraRed (12) christel (12) Saaib (10)
CaBiDe (8) SnipeMacMuffin (8) e-tard (6) SJS (6) llanero (4)
UncaffeinatedFau (3) Lythandrel (2) tarball (2) Saaib[home] (2) CaffeineFaux (2)
NetSkier (2) bumblefart (2) Claypool (1) topsecretsit (1) Saaib[work] (1)
nanode (1) Saaib[away] (1) pacneil (1)

Big numbers
Is Roxus stupid or just asking too many questions? 20.3% lines contained a question!
linagee didn't know that much either. 18.8% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was jaqque, who yelled 13.4% of the time!
Another old yeller was Alowishus, who shouted 10.9% of the time!
It seems that jaqque's shift-key is hanging: 2.0% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <jaqque> SNIPEY!!!


snipe just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 0.7% of the time.
Morph is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times.
For example, like this:
     * Morph smacks Alowishus


ThunderChicken can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 1 times.
Poor sit, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times.
For example, like this:
     * ThunderChicken beats sit with his cane


Alowishus seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 1 times.
linagee brings happiness to the world. 17.4% lines contained smiling faces. :)
syntaxman isn't a sad person either, smiling 13.8% of the time.
linagee seems to be sad at the moment: 5.5% lines contained sad faces. :(
sit is also a sad person, crying 2.8% of the time.
Roxus wrote the longest lines, averaging 58.5 letters per line.
#kernel-panic average was 47.1 letters per line.
syntaxman wrote the shortest lines, averaging 32.8 characters per line.
jaqque was tight-lipped, too, averaging 45.1 characters.
sit spoke a total of 4792 words!
sit's faithful follower, jaqque, didn't speak so much: 2963 words.
bumblefart wrote an average of 15.00 words per line.
Channel average was 8.54 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 think 69 dad
2 about 68 linagee
3 there 52 syntaxman
4 would 48 dad
5 should 47 linagee
6 something 42 syntaxman
7 still 38 tessier_
8 people 32 tessier_
9 going 31 madajb
10 kernel 31 sit

Most referenced nick
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 sit 215 syntaxman
2 Alowishus 171 dad
3 jaqque 159 Alowishus
4 linagee 90 Alowishus
5 Roxus 80 Prospero

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?IDLink=631640&location 2 madajb
2 http://www.spiffydomains.com 2 snipe
3 http://www.cert.org/advisories/CA-2003-22.html 1 Morph
4 ftp://mirror.ucsd.edu/pub/gentoo/ 1 jaqque
5 http://tinyurl.com/l97o 1 Prospero

Other interesting numbers
sit wasn't very popular, getting kicked 6 times!
For example, like this:
     *** sit was kicked by Alowishus


Alowishus seemed to be hated too: 3 kicks were received.
jaqque is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 6 people!
jaqque's faithful follower, Alowishus, kicked about 4 people.
ChanServ donated 56 ops in the channel...
Wow, no op was taken on #kernel-panic!
ThunderChicken always lets us know what he/she's doing: 18 actions!
For example, like this:
     * ThunderChicken wonders if someone will now mention "info wget"


Also, linagee tells us what's up with 14 actions.
linagee talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 5 times!
Another lonely one was syntaxman, who managed to hit 3 times.
snipe couldn't decide whether to stay or go. 20 joins during this reporting period!
spicyjack has quite a potty mouth. 0.7% words were foul language.
linuxnut also makes sailors blush, 0.5% of the time.

Latest Topics
Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly. || <madajb> Apparently, my exim is getting married. by jaqque on 11:35
Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly. by Alowishus on 23:22
Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it. -Kin Hubbard || <sit> god doesn't know how to cook. if he did, there'd be plates of chimichangas walking around the earth. but instead, we just got cows || Happy slightly belated (1 day) anniversary to Chef & Lea! by Alowishus on 14:52
The topic was set 5 times.
Total number of lines: 3314.

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