#kernel-panic @ FreeNode stats by Claypool

#kernel-panic @ FreeNode stats by Claypool

Statistics generated on Monday 1 December 2003 - 16:58:01
During this 7-day reporting period, a total of 56 different nicks were represented on #kernel-panic.

Most active times

3.4%	2.7%	0.2%	1.3%	0.1%	0.1%	0.2%	0.3%	0.7%	3.2%	4.0%	4.9%	3.7%	3.7%	6.2%	6.8%	11.8%	12.7%	3.1%	2.0%	4.6%	8.9%	5.0%	9.1%
0	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	19	20	21	22	23

= 0-5

= 6-11

= 12-17

= 18-23

Most active nicks

	Nick	Number of lines	When?	Random quote
1	Alowishus	511		"heh yeah it's garage cleaning week for me too"
2	markw	455		"apparently some viruses turn it back on."
3	Chef	354		"linagee_: if you buy a GSM phone, you're in luck!"
4	pacneil	315		"it's a machine outside my network"
5	sit	312		"Alowishus: well, they can release the rest"
6	linagee	306		"sit: Linux Kernel Error Recompile Driver?"
7	tessier	211		"lots of chicken beaks and cow dicks to turn into sausage."
8	madajb	205		"sit: They have an office for that?"
9	linagee_	140		"oh wait, i see... zero means midnight"
10	jaqque	138		"one of which is crapTACULAR!!"
11	spicyjack	118		"pacneil: one is a live project, the other is a dead project"
12	snipe	104		"Alowishus: this thing is already 2 weeks late"
13	christel	98		"Oh yes! tell her, youre infact a secret agent"
14	ThunderChicken	92		"Alowishus: Why not a procmail recipe?"
15	tessier__	79		"Well, one thing at a time."
16	kimihia	79		"linagee: Radio headphone ---> microphone port on sound card"
17	tessier_	72		"I just cut and paste them like I have always done"
18	Prospero	66		"both are running fine now :-)"
19	InphraRed	65		"I don't just put lilo on the floppy, but add tools too."
20	zengolfer	61		"but it doesn't show up in ps ax"
21	Druppy	61		"if the sensors are removed"
22	pacneil_laptop	60		"jaqque: that will be your job, to call markw"
23	cky	51		"Wow...must be _really_ emotionally taxing work."
24	syntaxman	42		"heck... I ain't even seen the movie till now"
25	afritz	40		"mmm.....crunchy chicken chips"

These didn't make it to the top:

seberino (38)	Morph (34)	Roxus (33)	ggeller (32)	eMBee (22)
NetSkier (22)	SJS (21)	snipe[pc] (17)	zambarra (14)	linagee_laptop (13)
MrAnderson (13)	jmcastagnetto (11)	TiBook (10)	Saaib (8)	seberino_ (8)
Aadder (7)	xcomp (5)	br33zy (4)	mmarionqc (4)	[NetSkier (4)
DebIam (3)	_-_ (3)	root (3)	ggeller__ (2)	Saaib[work] (2)
jshufelt_ (2)	nellygrrl (1)	Claypool (1)	ggeller_ (1)	Druppy_ (1)

By the way, there were 1 other nicks.

Big numbers

Is linagee_ stupid or just asking too many questions? 22.1% lines contained a question!
linagee didn't know that much either. 21.5% of his/her lines were questions.

The loudest one was jaqque, who yelled 11.5% of the time!
Another old yeller was linagee, who shouted 4.9% of the time!

It seems that pacneil's shift-key is hanging: 1.2% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
<pacneil> ;; ANSWER SECTION:

jaqque just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 0.7% of the time.

Nobody beat anyone up. Everybody was friendly.

linagee brings happiness to the world. 17.6% lines contained smiling faces. :)
Alowishus isn't a sad person either, smiling 13.5% of the time.

sit seems to be sad at the moment: 4.4% lines contained sad faces. :(
jaqque is also a sad person, crying 3.6% of the time.

sit wrote the longest lines, averaging 60.8 letters per line.
#kernel-panic average was 48.1 letters per line.

spicyjack wrote the shortest lines, averaging 38.3 characters per line.
pacneil was tight-lipped, too, averaging 40.3 characters.

Alowishus spoke a total of 5348 words!
Alowishus's faithful follower, sit, didn't speak so much: 3487 words.

Druppy_ wrote an average of 39.00 words per line.
Channel average was 8.79 words per line.

Most used words

	Word	Number of Uses	Last Used by
1	would	116	tessier_
2	about	96	snipe
3	there	86	tessier_
4	right	65	jaqque
5	think	64	tessier_
6	their	61	linagee_
7	should	59	jaqque
8	going	58	Aadder
9	still	58	snipe
10	thing	55	jaqque

Most referenced nick

	Nick	Number of Uses	Last Used by
1	sit	175	linagee_laptop
2	Alowishus	172	linagee
3	pacneil	144	tessier_
4	markw	125	linagee
5	Chef	112	spicyjack

Most referenced URLs

	URL	Number of Uses	Last Used by
1	http://www.troop676.org	2	ggeller
2	http://olsh.cx/yesterdate.tar.gz	2	linagee
3	http://www.dtek.chalmers.se/groups/dvd/german.jpg	2	eMBee
4	http://www.eweek.com/print_article/0,3048,a=112332,00.asp	1	pacneil
5	http://www.mrtwig.net/	1	markw

Other interesting numbers

Chef wasn't very popular, getting kicked 1 times!
For example, like this:
*** Chef was kicked by Alowishus

snipe seemed to be hated too: 1 kicks were received.

Alowishus is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 2 people!
Alowishus's faithful follower, snipe, kicked about 1 people.

ChanServ donated 46 ops in the channel...
linagee was also very polite: 2 ops from him/her.

Wow, no op was taken on #kernel-panic!

markw always lets us know what he/she's doing: 23 actions!
For example, like this:
* markw ducks.

Also, ThunderChicken tells us what's up with 17 actions.

markw talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 9 times!
Another lonely one was Chef, who managed to hit 5 times.

Alowishus couldn't decide whether to stay or go. 16 joins during this reporting period!

snipe has quite a potty mouth. 1.3% words were foul language.
Prospero also makes sailors blush, 0.8% of the time.

<tessier__> If we all used protection we wouldn't have such problems.	by linagee on 21:28
<snipe> you forgot to call me "tiger poop scooper"	*by on 15:42**
The topic was set 3 times.